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<h2>Privet! You like Noodles?</h2>
You are walking along a street late at night when you come across an attractive young women, who asks you
"Would you like some of Mama's Noodles?"
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<li>[[Yes I do!]]</li>
<li>[[No thanks love.]]</li>
<li>[[I have no idea who you are, leave me alone!]]</li>
<li>[[fuck?]]</li>
<li>[[Get away from me!]]</li>
<li>[[noodles?, I love noodles!]]</li>
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You know what you like and you take it huh? Ok sugar let's go get your noodle heated up
[[walk on your way]]
[[fuck?]]
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Your loss baby
[[No, it isn't sort your life out]]
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The noodle lady looks at your and nods
Uh huhhh
[[Why ask me such a stupid question?]]
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Yeah if you want it, baby?
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<li>[[hmm]]
[[Want what?]]
[[Yes]]
[[I'm gay]]
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[[Oh fuck you, good night.]]
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She looks at you with sad eyes and says
[[Cos I is lost boy, I is lost.]]
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Look, I am a whore, would you like to fuck now? So we can just get on with it.
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<li>[[No, thanks love]]</li>
<li>[[Get your life on track]]</li>
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I smell a rat???
[[walk on your way]]
[[fuck?]]
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Your noodle inside me baby? Come on, I don't charge much
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<li>[[ok]]</li>
<li>[[walk on your way]]</li>
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You have sex.
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<li>[[pay her]] and be on with your day</li>
<li>[[Hit Her]] and run without paying</li>
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<h1>Mudok test 1</h1>
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[[Hit Her]]
[[walk on your way]]
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<h1>[[MUDAK ALERT]]</h1>
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You walk away and feel sorry for her, whilst also feeling perplexed by her use of the word noodle.
You are a gentleman, not an asshole.
Congratulations, but could you be tempted by noodles again?
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Oh you gone done it now motherfucker, Rex!
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[[well done Mudock]] ...
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Well done Mudock, you just had sex with a women who was trafficked into the country against her will and forced to have sex with strangers.
After your sex she asks you for 80 and you refuse, what happens next?
You:
[[Hit Her]]
[[begrudingly pay her]]
[[Try and outrun her]]
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She walks off into the night, the dark unforgiving night and you trundle on home to your own dark flat to ruminate on what the fuck just happened.
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Don't be a ho, for sure. That's what they all say honey...
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[[Privet ]]
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She shouts [[Oh fuck you, good night.]]
You are startled.
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<h1>Mudack test 2</h1>
You Failed.
You could of been him, instead a man comes out from the shadows and hits you in the nuts, HARD.
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<li>[[Hit him back]]</li>
<li>[[take the pain, you deserve it]]</li>
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You are really, The Ultimate Fail.
You just had to didn't you?
Rex whips out a gun, aims at you and fires.
You die. Well done. Not.
You are the
<h1>[[Ultimate Mudack]]</h1>
But that feels good, as a title. on your Gravestone, for your Mum to read.
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You lie in a puddle of your own blood, weeping queitly in a pool of your own blood. You've had the living shit beaten the shit out of you, and you feel shamed for being such an asshole.
Don't be an asshole and hit women, asshole.
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<h1>Don't be an asshole and hit women, you asshole.</h1>
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You pay, she feels sordid, you feel sordid, you return home and think of noodles again
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You run out of the grungy room, she chases you and kicks you in the balls.
You fall to the ground, what do you do next?
[[hit her]] back
[[begrudingly pay her]]
[[take the pain, you deserve it]]
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You pay her and get off into the night.
Congratulations, you are an Asshole.
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So where do you like eating noodles sir?
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<li>[[out of your ass baby]]</li>
<li>[[I like eating them at this chinise resturant up the road]]</li>
<li>[[At home alone]]</li>
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Oh you freaky, I like that in a man
[[fuck?]]
[[walk on your way]]
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What a fine resturant that must be kind sir, would you like to eat there or would you rather [[fuck?]]
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<li>[[I would actually rather just buy you some noodles, love]]</li>
<li>[[I'm gay]]</li>
<li>[[walk on your way]]</li>
<li>[[Hit Her]]</li>
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I will keep this simple, do you want to [[fuck?]]
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You buy her some noodles and let her get on with her night's work, wolfing down the last of your noodles, you feel sad and return to your flat alone, to feel sad, and drink whiskey.
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Oh ok, well there are boys who like noodles too, I could hook you up baby??
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<li>[[I have no idea who you are, leave me alone!]]</li>
<li>[[No thanks love.]]</li>
<li>[[I would actually rather just buy you some noodles, love]]</li>
<li>[[ok that sounds good]]</li>
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I have my contact here, and he can rustle you up whatever you want, no matter what yo tastes are hun.
<h1>[[GAY MUDAK ALERT]]</h1>
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<h1>GAY MUDAK TEST</h1>
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She passes you a note with a number
[[take it]]
Distract and then [[Try and outrun her]]
[[Hit Her]]
[[Say thanks and then walk home]]
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You go home and think about going to find noodles. But then you take a serious second to think about what prostituion actually does to human beings. You feel that you -
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<li>[[did wrong]]</li>
<li>[[did nothing wrong]]</li>
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You walk down the street the next day...
[[Privet ]]
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No one deserves to be subjected to sex work
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<div class = "content">You burn the note and feel ashamed
[[Privet ]]
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Noodles are nice to eat, the more noodles there are to eat the better you chuckle to yourself, in a queer manner.
You have a split second of indecision
I [[did wrong]]
Or do you go out again to the same spot the next night?
[[Privet ]]
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Prositutes are still women. Respect them.
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